Do you know how long it took me to get to this okay selfie? 

A long ass time.
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reblog if you’re going to let God handle that hoe

icedcoffeeheavyweights:

g-ldenlove:

icedcoffeeheavyweights:

g-ldenlove:

My mom thinks if I wear a dress on a date it means we’re gonna have sex.

that’s the rule isn’t it

Maybe I just don’t wanna wear pants

If I wear a dress on a date I’m practically guaranteed sex time

Hmm you wear dresses? Interesting

icedcoffeeheavyweights:

g-ldenlove:

My mom thinks if I wear a dress on a date it means we’re gonna have sex.

that’s the rule isn’t it

Maybe I just don’t wanna wear pants

getfittogethot:

mila ily

My mom thinks if I wear a dress on a date it means we’re gonna have sex.

showthemhowyou:

Changed the quote on my chalkboard again today :)
Sam Smith Stay With Me
Sam Smith
Stay With Me
summerwind41490:

Classic @burberry plaid on the blog today!
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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference